for a change of pace....

ohhhh there is no end to my lameness or my boredom: deadly combination


this is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't.

1. Dated outside your race?: uhh...innocent? it seems really weird to put it that way.

2. Given/gotten a hickey?: gotten....i do NOT give hickeys because i am NOT twelve

3. Dated your best friend?: GUILTY, ugh - its such a great thing to do, by the way because then four to five years later, when its all over, you dont have a best friend to cry to about it....do not repeat my mistake EVER.

4. Sung in the shower?: totally guilty...every day. lame but true.

5. Spit in someone's drink?: innocent....i dont spit. i am a lady thankyouverymuch.

6. Dumped Someone?: guilty...eh. id rather get broken up with than do the breaking up.

7. Opened your Christmas presents early?: innocent....my mother would NEVER stand for that.

8. Had sex in the water?: guilty as charged. overrated by the way.

9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: def guilty, but i dont remember ever liking it that much. it was just one of those movies you watched all the time when you were a kid. kind of like labrynth. that movie stressed me out and david bowie scared the shit out of me....but i saw it 10,000 times.

10. Had more than one bf/gf at the same time?: innocent

11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: erm....actually guilty. oregon trail II, baby....god i could actually really go for some oregon trail right nown but im fairly certain the most recent edition of it was in like 1995.

12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?: guilty but i was like...2.

13. Ate food that fell on the floor?: innocent...im a legato and legato's do NOT do this.

14. Went outside naked?: eh, when i was little i guess.

15. Made out with a friends bf/gf?: innocent...ok, well sort of innocent...we weren't exactly friends. besides, he told me they were broken up....all four times.

-i deleted this one...i found it crass-

17. Flashed somebody?: guilty, hahaha....stroke, do you remember this?

18. Made someone cry?: guilty

19. Been in a parade?: um innocent...i dont even go to parades and i live on the route for the frickin' new years rose parade.

20. Been in a school play?: guilty...and guilty of rocking it every single time.

21. Drank beer?: guilty

22. Gotten detention?: innocent...totally deserved it, but i think the male administrators/teachers thought i was cute cause i got away with EVERYTHING...it ruled.

24. Been on a cruise?: innocent.

25. Broken into a house?: hahahhaa guilty <--- my fucking brother. me = innocent.

26. Gotten a tattoo?: i dont live in a trailer = innocent.

27. Gave money to a stripper?: innocent....unless that homeless guy i gave a dollar to the other day is a stripper by night. um, ew. ::shudder::

29. Cried so hard you threw up?: guilty...

29. Gotten into a shouting match?: hahahaha have you MET ME? guilty

30. Been skinny dipping?: g to the uilty

31. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: um, innocent. im one of those strange varieties of people who doesn't like feeling like im about to throw up.

32. Laughed so hard it hurt?: guilty, of course.

33. Tripped on your own feet?: guilty...nearly every day of my life. i swear to god there was a time once when i knew how to walk...i dont know what has happened.

34. Cried yourself to sleep?: guilty

35. Cried in public?: guilty

36. Threw up in public?: guilty

37. Lied to your parents?: guilty

38. Hooked up with someone and didn't talk to them the next day? hahaha guilty as charged. i have this teeny tiny intimacy issue.

39. Stayed up for a whole night?: guilty

40. kissed in the rain? guilty...but this makes it sound really cheesy.

41. sang into a hairbrush when you were alone? innocent

42. Made or lost 2 or more friends this week?: innocent...unless there's something i dont know. anyone? anyone? bueller....bueller.....bueller....