im in a sarcastic mood.....er, um...life.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
an intrusive start to this survey....anyway, my hair.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
erm....my personal favorite is grey....but everyone hates that one cause it looks like its about 25 years old. which is why i love it!

3. Do you like coffee?
not enough to answer this with a resounding affirmative. i used to drink a lot of it in high school.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
RIGHT now? im really not sure - i guess that your emphatic use of all-caps is making me nervous and uncertain.

6. What's the last letter of the person you likes name?
ummm....i dont actually like anyone. so i guess 'e' cause thats the last letter of no one. unless we're using the word nobody instead, in which case 'y'. am i overcomplicating this? just a bit? ok.

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
i think i say aim....but i really dont know. ill have to get back to you on that one.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
it involved brad pitt bursting into tears and in the gayest voice imaginable saying 'it's just ::sniff sniff:: all i ever wanted to do was dance!!!' and then he did these pitiful jazz hands while he wept. it was ridiculous.

9. Could you eat your favorite food everyday for a month and not get tired of it?
me = ocd = yes.....wait does diet coke count as food?

10. What are you craving?
a fresh diet coke (just finished the last one)

11. Do you floss?
yep...im surprisingly good about that.

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
patch kids.....and i really wish it didnt. those things always freaked me out...as far as i concerned they were dolls to teach children not to do drugs or you will end up with this ugly fucking thing as a baby.

15. Would you dance with me to the taco song?
i beg your pardon...what is the taco song? more than likely i would not, unless tequila is involved - but dont feel special...i'll do anything if tequila is involved.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no...i wanna say its cause i dont have that kind of time but really i think its just cause i dont have that kind of mental stamina.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
um. another thing i dont know about myself.

18. Do you use smileys?
not the tricked out ones just :) or :( dont get me wrong, i know im still a tool but im not over here conveying the emotional intensity of say...gone with the wind with punctuation marks.

19. How many bedrooms are in your house?
4 although technically its more like 5 or 6.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
i live where i live + my dad does what he does = yes.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
with pineapple yes.

22. Whats the last song you had in your head?
kodachrome by paul simon of all things.

23. How many countries have you visited?
uhhhhhmmm....i dont know. i think eleven.

24. Are your parents strict?
um no. not really - but somehow terrifying anyway. its a weird dichotomy.

25. Would you go sky diving?
negative. i complain a lot, but in general i like life and i like living it....at least i prefer it to the alternative, especially if the means to that alternative is massive internal injuries.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
sure - i bet he knows some good places to eat.

27. What color is your bedroom door?
white.

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
um....my jewelry i guess.

30. Do you rent movies often?
no.....not much anymore, we used to but then eventually we went from always returning them late to never returning them at all....and in spite of blockbusters newish policy, im pretty sure we're not welcome there anymore.

31. Who sits in front of you in your math class
i dont do math, or class for that matter.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
i could, but with more difficulty than i care to admit. im only 23 and already im getting senile....i can hardly alphabetize anymore.

35. Where are you going to be Saturday?
i have this sneeeeaking suspicion, here. i am a hermit nowadays.

36. Brown or white eggs?
im very tolerant of eggs of any color. i think it comes from being christian and dye-ing easter eggs. or yknow...cause it really makes no difference. one of the two.

37. Like rap music?
its either over my head or its seeeeeriously beneath me. i tend to think the latter.

38. Ever taken a train?
yeah, but they made me give it back.

39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
well, we all did on some level, but not in person...it was pretty gutwrenching even then so i cant imagine what it must have been like....

41. What day of the week is it?
i believe it is tuesday, but i dont know....they are all starting to blur together. god i love summer.

42. What was your Lunch today?
a very good but not so good for me sandwich.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
im really not sure....my gps device doesnt predict the future, sadly....oh i kid i kid, i would never spy on my best friends. much.

45. Ever have cream puffs?
yes....they are special god-crafted pieces of heaven that the good Lord gives us so we know what to look forward to.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes. i forget how i got roped into that, but i do remember wanting to throw things at the screen.

47. So, how about them Yankees?
american heroes...kicked the ass of the Confederacy and preserved the Union, while - however indirectly - abolishing slavery.

50. What is your bus number for school?
im from LA.....in LA we only take buses if we are rapists/want to get raped/are homeless/are junkies/are suicidal/are mentally challenged....or, as the case may be, all of the above. in london town however it was the 371 i think....from the school down the hill in richmond.

51. Is your hair curly?
wavy.....except for at the nape of my neck, i still have my baby curls there.

52. Last time you cried?
erm....72 hours ago, i think. ive been all weepy lately.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
well, a qualified yes to this one.....i have a tendency to misjudge doorways and walk half into the wall, half through the door. very awkward.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
um...no.

56. Are you currently wearing socks?
actually yes....random.

57. Favorite time of the year?
probably summer, but that may have something to do with the siberian conditions of london year round. my LA summers seem even better than they originally did in contrast.

59. Are you a generally happy person?
with the right combination of meds, yes.

61. The next person you’ll hold hands with… Will it mean anything?
i um....im really not sure. ::scratches head and furrows brow::

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
not anymore - i used to sometimes anyway, esp while my dad was gone but then after 9.11 i did every single night for i think about five years. i slept really lightly that whole time so i could hear if there was breaking news or whatever....because knowing the end of the world is coming can really change the outcome. ohhhh i love irrational anxiety.

63. Who was the last person that texted you, and what did it say?
my sistah....she was warning me about my padres not so great mood and the fact that he was getting online to check all of the credit card statements. it could have been bad, but we all made it out unscathed....this time.

64. Do you think you’re old?
im not old, but that doesnt mean im young. im getting very conscious that there really isnt that much time, if im lucky...and if im not, even less. its disconcerting.

65. Are you afraid of the dark?
no, im afraid of rapists/serial killers who i cant see coming because its dark.

66. Do you like your life right now?
my life is good...always has been.....me, on the other hand....i could use some improvement.

67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
i havent had a bath in ages...actually, untrue....april, landmark hotel london.

68. Do you knock on wood?
hell to the yes

69. Do you have good vision?
its decent....my hearing is excellent though and i guess they say you usually have either better hearing or better eyesight.

70. Can you hula hoop?
its been about a decade and a half since ive done it so im not sure.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
as he was being lowered into the ground and the dirt was being shovelled onto his grave, maybe. no guarantee though.

72. Do you have a job?
at the moment my job is doing whatever my dad tells me to. im looking for a better situation.

73. Are you friends with your last ex?
if by friends you mean irrevocably woven together for all time despite all wisdom, advice, practicality, and rationale to the contrary, than yes.

74. What brands are you wearing?
some victorias secret white nightie....its not that hot, im not trying to sound alluring or something by namedropping some cliche lingerie chain. particularly since victorias secret is, as far as i am concerned, the old navy of underwear.

76. Have you ever crawled through a window?
ive crawled through a dog door....many times. and i was over the age of 18 at the time. i am very mature for my age, always have been.

77. Can you handle the truth?
can you?

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
a vietnamese man servant who i named Bob Saget.

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
from time to time....im sort of not in a big communication mode at the moment.

80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
yes....things between my cat and i have gotten weird. he's just been really distant lately, and very uncommunicative. this saddens me - i thought he and i were friends. i thought we were on the same wavelength....now im not so sure.

81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
let's see - al sharpton, oj simpson, michael moore, lindsay lohan....yep, more than three people. probably more than fifty-three people.

82. Have you ever tripped someone?
yes. it was the best day ever.

83. Are you sarcastic?
no...oh, okay maaaaybe. but no. but yes. but no....yes.

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
yeah...i saw scarlett ohara do it in gwtw when i was five and it always seemed a very eloquent way to say fuck you to a guy.

85. Do looks matter?
to a degree more than any of us care to admit....but personality really does make a major difference. it can make a not so attractive person gorgeous and a gorgeous person an ogre. unless the person is me. im gorgeous no matter what i do. my mommy said so.

86. Do you use chap stick?
actually i havent in a long time...i lost my dr. pepper chapstick and havent seen it sold anywhere since so i gave the stuff up.

87. Are you too forgiving?
um, i have never been described thus, no.

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
no because i have healthy self-esteem.

89. Do you own a gun?
no, and its really best i dont. not that i would shoot anyone - i wouldnt. but i would probably pistol whip someone. i can see myself doing that.

90. Have you made a prank phone call?
not since my age was a single digit.

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
yes....and not just the disneyland one which, while more colorful than real ones, is not particularly impressive.

92. Do you like your hair?
im told i have great hair....of course i never ever learned how to do it right, so i pretty much always whip it back in a ponytail. i like the color though - and that its soft. beyond that i really cant tell.

93. Do you like yourself?
no.
i freaking LOVE myself.
except when i fuck up. which, unfortunately for me, is pretty frequent. sigh.

94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
im a lot like both of them....it sounds like a cop out but mostly i think its pretty even.

95. Do you chat on AIM often?
mostly to my mom or sister when they are in the other room, because we are the laziest people who ever lived apparently. and then there are a few friends i talk to, but i get bored pretty easily so i keep it brief.

97. Do you want anyone?
...this question is ambiguous, yet direct, and has crass implications. i will not answer it. except to say: leonardo dicaprio.

98. WHERE THE HELL DID 98 GO?
i dont know and am fairly certain i dont care.

99. Do you like to eat grapes?
i dont derive an inordinate amount of pleasure from eating them.....theyre good....theyre...fuckin' grapes, i dont know.

100. Ever been snowboarding?
no, i have enough trouble walking down the stairs let alone boarding down a goddamn mountain.