survey slut strikes again

1. What color is your bra? you get right to the point dont you - black

2. Do you ever lie about your age? no - why would i?

3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? I don't care what he is as long as he's smart as a whip, funny as hell, ambitious, and gorgeous. too much to ask? i think not.

4. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys? i like both, really but i will probably always have a small weakness for blond haired blue eyed boys...it's a leo dicaprio holdover from my youth.

5. How many piercings do you have? 1 in each ear...im crazy like that.

6. Do you want more piercings? no.

7. Do you like tattoos? fuck no.

8. Do you have a best friend? I have a few.

9. What do you want to be when you grow up? a relatively decent, well adjusted person who just happens to be outrageously wealthy.

10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night? and now the sordid truth emerges - yes. i think anyway. i'll be honest with you, any night in which that might have occurred is probably a little fuzzy for me.

11. Are you a flirt? to a pathological degree

12. Who was the last person you hugged? klaus i think...that was like two days ago. that's kind of sad actually....

13. Have you ever had your heart broken? affirmative

14. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery? not seriously no. too many pictures of melanie griffith and tori spelling floating around out there. they completely eradicate any such notion.

15. Have you ever wanted someone you knew you couldn't have? everything is negotiable. everything.

16. How many times during the week do you eat fast food? ugh, too many times i'll tell you that.

17. Do you want breast implants? nope - its so obvious and sad

18. Do you like your life? i can't and i shan't complain

19. Do you shop at Hollister? im 23 years old = no

20. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? no but this might have a lot to do with my having predominantly male friends

21. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back? oh probably, you deal with it and move on, and if not you write 'em off...i dont seem to have quite the same energy on this subject that other people do...betrayal. it happens. what does that say about me? probably that ive seen the godfather too many times. when i said 'write 'em off' you knew i meant send 'em swimming with concrete shoes, right?

22. Are you a fan of the silly site GoofyAuctions.com? i don't know it...i don't like auctions though, goofy though they may (or may not) be

23. Who is your best friend? i have several, but i would say that vincent and kirsten know me best outside of my family and understand me better than i understand myself which is handy...and then there is patrick. ugh.

24. Has anyone close to you ever passed away? close enough

25. How long have you had myspace? ugh, a while. if everyone would just go and succumb to facebook already i could delete the fucking thing

26. Have you ever skipped school? oh only every day

27. Has anyone ever cheated on you? 'we were on a break'....awesome thing about that is that breaks go both ways.

28. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? i'll do you one better, i punched patrick in the face, closed fist, at sushi roku one time. he was pissed. i maintain he had it coming. i wish he hadnt had it coming at sushi roku, but i cant help that.

30. What is one of your biggest fears? snakes and rapists.....freud would have a fucking field day with me.

31. Have you ever skipped class? i feel i have adequately answered this question already

32. How old were you when you first wanted to get your ears pierced for the 2nd time? um...wasnt that passionate about doing it again but i did get my upper ear pierced one time....took it out two weeks later.

33. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? eh....its much more my style to cry and then say screw it, wheres my ambien and THEN go to sleep. i bet judy garland is sad she didn't get to live to see the advent of ambien.

34. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head? im OCD - there's precious little i can get out of my head

35. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"? i dont know...maybe...?

36. What is your screen name? nice try

37. So far, do you like this survey? im ambivalent about it

38. Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were right? in my case, good feelings dont resonate as loudly as bad feelings about things. im almost always right about the latter...its up for grabs a bit with the former.

39. Do you ever wish you were famous? i think everyone, on some level, likes the idea of having something about them on display - whether its their beauty or their wit or their brains, an amazing invention, a film, a performance...whatever. short answer: yes, but don't judge me.

40. Do you ever wish you were a man? no. i love men - they have many great qualities - but those great qualities do not change the fact that across the board, they are douchebags. i do not want to be a douchebag.