god's teeth! will this survey sluttishness never cease!

i really dont know why i felt the need to go shakespearean with my title, but ours is not to wonder why, ours is but to do and die (aaaaand a little tennyson...i am on a rolllll...)

[One] Who was your last text from?
Miss Katelyn Bennett

[Two] Where was your default picture taken?
by me pool

[Three] What's your middle name?
McCabe

[Four] Your current relationship status?
i was looking in the dictionary for an obscure, even archaic, synonym for single and i would like to share with you the merriam-webster definition of the word in that particular usage: single, noun (pl. singles) people who are unmarried or not involved in a stable sexual relationship.....a little clinical i thought, even for the dictionary. 'so are you seeing anyone?' 'nono, im currently in between stable sexual relationships.'

[Five] Does your crush(s) like you back?
what's with the feeble attempt at optional pluralizing?

[Six] What is your current mood?
you know that feeling that results in you slapping the palm of your hand against your forehead, usually after something mortifying? whatever that feeling is called is my current mood.

[Seven] What's your dads name?
starts with r, ends in obert

[Eight] What color shirt are you wearing?
white tank top like thing

[Nine] What was the last thing you drank?
sake and diet coke....interchangeably, not mixed together. god that's a vile thought isn't it?

[Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
basically the entirety of last semester. fuck it, let's throw in the whole damn year. hey 2007 - don't let the door hit you on the way out!

[Eleven] Have a crazy side?
...define 'side'?

[Twelve] Ever had a near death experience?
i have had a near-coma experience....otherwise pretty lucky ::knock on wood::

[Thirteen] Something you do a lot?
...i say fuck a lot

[Fourteen] Angry at anyone?
nope...im peachy with my fellow man at the moment

[Fifteen] Do you wanna see somebody right now?
nope...good with just being with me cat

[Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you?
stevie nicks, john wayne, helena bonham carter, al jolson, bobcat goldthwait, , ae housman (just discovered that today - very cool), isadora duncan, queen mary, peggy lee etc etc - random little assemblage of people i'd say

[Seveteen] When was the last time you cried?
christmas eve - a lot of reflection about those who are no longer here with us. guess it was just that kind of christmas this year.

[Eighteen] Who would you do anything for?
my family, my cat, my friends....although, i hesitate to commit without first defining the parameters of 'anything'

[Nineteen] Who is your idol?
scarlett o'hara, vivien leigh, kate hepburn, gwyneth paltrow, eddie izzard

[Twenty] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes, bone structure, mouth - after that height, proportions etc (tall and a little lanky preferably)

[Twenty-one] What do you usually order from starbucks?
during the holidays a grande nonfat egg nog latte

[Twenty-two] What's your biggest secret?
i don't have any secrets. i need to work on that.

[Twenty-three] Where is your ex?
well, one of them is in london, another is in wisconsin, and the king of all exes - well - i just don't know


[Twenty-four] Favorite christmas movie?
the godfather .........what?

[Twenty-five] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
nope

[Twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
nothing...not very hungry

[Twenty-eight] Whats your favorite smell?
gardenias

[Twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word
uproarious

[Thirty] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
it's not beyond the realm of possibility that in my years of kissing i have, at least once, kissed in the rain. obviously wasn't earth-shattering since i can't recall. but then again isn't the whole romantic notion about kissing in the rain that you're too in the moment to even notice that it's raining? ha! i trumped all you notebook-imitating motherfuckers!

[Thirty one] do you like the rain?
yessir

[Thirty-two] What are you thinking about right now?
honestly? whether or not my cat appears dehydrated...you can see why i chose 'uproarious' as the one word to describe my life...it's just a fuckin' rollercoaster over here lemme tell ya.

[Thirty-three] What should you be doing?
im telling myself that i should be sleeping...i think that is an obligation i can fulfill to the best of my abilities.

[Thirty-eight] Do you act differently around the person you like?
i act differently around people i don't like too...im not very consistent. even my handwriting is different every time i pick up a pen....what does that mean?

[Thirty-nine] What is your natural hair color?
a little darker brown than it is at the moment....but my hair would pretty much look like this in the summer anyway so it's not totally cheating

[Fourty] Who was the last person to make you smile?
my sister who is totally disciplined about what she eats until something sweet is around...she was inhaling biscotti and saying 'mmm fees ah gwood' through her mouth full of crumbs. it was hilariously endearing.