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1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
one's is john, the other's is doug

2. What body part(s) do you hate?
in general or specific to me? i dont really hate anything about my body - in all seriousness...i mean it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination but i dunno...it's me. wow i sound really zen...thank you zoloft.

4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
yeah, my own....i actually haven't been in very many basements other than my own come to think of it....maybe california has a basement shortage?

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
my hair - but it's really thick and is a massive undertaking so i usually sit in the shower for a good ten minutes to work up the energy to do it. life is so hard sometimes.

6. Do you have any piercings?
one in each ear...and for two weeks i had my upper ear cartilage pierced but then my upper ear cartilage told me to fuck myself so i took it out...im glad though - they're passé

7. Do you have any tattoos?
i'd rather die - it's so white trash

8. Is your driveway steep?
no...long and narrow and uneven from various earthquakes throughout the years

9. What 's your favorite flavored Pringles?
in london i lived on the 'light' sour cream and chive ones...and the 'light' cheese and onion ones...im fairly certain however that light or not, eating pringles by the tube is not the healthiest choice one could make, but dammit if it didnt feel good at the time.

10. Have you ever been tied up?
is this some sort of rorschach test to determine how sensitive i am to sexual innuendo...? ...guess that determines my result.

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
it's tough to ground a kid who'd rather stay home anyway. plus my parents were never very consistent with that sort of thing - they tended to commute our sentences from two weeks to two hours. ultimately i think it just wasn't worth the trouble.

12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yes...well, late afternoon and then night

13. How many times have you been cursed at?
not even half as many times as ive cursed at other people - im a very verbal person.

14. Which shoe do you put on first?
whichever shoe i find first

15. How old are you?
23 and 3/4's

16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
yep - gay guys are much better dance partners

17. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
not without either the term 'friend' or the term 'benefit' being debatable

18. Is there one thing that you have always fallen in love with in a person?
lankiness and a wicked sense of humor is a fatal combination for me

20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
what the fuck is snipe-hunting?

21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
it varies...most consistently over the last few months: ms johnston ...and then of course there's patrick

22. Have you ever had a song written about you?
a good many im lucky to say - and even luckier to say that they were great songs

23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel ever, which one?
i don't like this question and i refuse to answer it

24. Have you ever found anything in your parents bedroom that was questionable?
pretty self explanatory actually

25. What was your childhood nickname?
well, katie for one and kate for another...then there were the other ones like katydid (preschool teacher) or pumpkin, sweet pea, doll (daddy) or bunny (mom particularly when sad or sick or hurt) - all but katydid have persisted through my pseudo-adulthood

26. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
im much more likely to be found playing air drums (probably even more ridiculous) or conducting an air orchestra (hopefully more forgivable).

27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room
never had the impulse

30. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
whole, dipped in milk - until i come to my senses and realize i am eating fucking oreos.

32. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
more than the average person but less than it used to. that said, define drunk.

33. Why are you doing this survey?
some would say boredom, others would say self-absorption. i say: why can't both be true?

34. What were the best years of your life?
im not sure yet but i can tell you definitively that 2007 is not one of them.

35. Any strange phobias?
snakes, rapists, my eyes in reflective surfaces at night

36. Whens the last time you threw up?
2 am, new years, a bottle and a half of champagne...i make bad life choices.

37. Have you ever called your partner by another girl/guys name during sex?
no - i think only guys do that. they suck at multitasking. (i should note that this has never happened to me)