survey sluttishness

1) If you got married to your boyfriend/girlfriend what would your name be?
DiCaprio

2) What did you do this afternoon?
Coughed a lot, witnessed my mother reach her last nerve, gave my boss shit via AIM.

3) When do you plan on having kids or your next kid?
Erm....eh...um....does that i answer your question?

4) Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them?
no. he has no shame.

5) Can you take a bra off with one hand?
of course...not my method of choice, but sometimes you just dont have the luxury of two hands.

6) Can you use chopsticks?
since i was a teeny tiny kid

7) How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
five i think....i dont remember when i lost it so much as when i noticed my first tooth was loose. i was HORRIFIED - no one had ever said anything to me about my teeth just falling out of my head of their own accord.


8) Were you a hyper or mellow kid?
im not sure. i wasnt a screamer, very well behaved in public (all of us kids were), didnt throw food or run around like a banshee - but i was energetic and talkative. so sooooo talkative.


9) Why did you throw up last?
drinks. many drinks. but it was deliberate - a preemptive strike, if you will.

10) Last time you were drunk
um that would be tuesday.

11) What's for dinner?
i dont know...so not interested in food right now.

12) Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
no actually. seen it, never actually been to it. is it wrong of me to feel that im probably not missing a whole lot?

13) Voting for Hilary?
we'll see what you crazy democrats decide and then ill figure out who im voting for.

14) How many e-mail addresses do you have?
3, but only 2 i use

15) Do you HAVE to have brand name stuff?
kinda yeah......like, i wont buy 'Von's Diet Cola'

16) Last time you washed your hair?
yesterday. the time to wash my hair again is fast approaching.

17) Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
my cat will probably take over half of my bed at some point during my slumber.

18) Do you like Oreos?
i have to be in a really specific mood (read: filled with self-loathing) to crave an oreo.

9) Do you send out Thank-You cards?
i really could be better about that - thank you phone calls and thank you emails though, absolutely.

20) Can you ice skate?
i havent tried in over a decade but i actually didnt suck. couldnt do anything except go around the rink in circles, but for someone as uncoordinated as i was/am it was an accomplishment.

21) Do you have a brother?
yep - my little brother michael

22) Do you know how to change a diaper?
yep...from babysittin' back in the day. i gots the skillz.

23) Do you flip people off while driving?
never without muttering (or....hollering, tomayto tomahto) 'fuck you, you cocksucking motherfucker'. im demure.

24) What color is your car?
white

25) Would you take a bullet for anyone?
well, not just anyyyyone - but anyone in my family.

26) Do you keep a planner?
i do. do i use it? different question.

27) Who's your favorite American Idol judge?
um. im fairly neutral on this one.

28) Do you like to grocery shop?
i dont even like to leave the house.

29) What kind of mood are you in?
i dont know...not a bad one i wouldnt say.

30) Last time you cleaned?
i......took my trash out...does that count?

31) Did you get an Easter basket?
no, but i got a chocolate carrot :)

32) What pills do you take daily?
zoloft, lamictal

34) Do you do your own laundry?
i would love to say yes....but the answer is really more like 'once in a while'. im the worst kid ever.

35) Do you go tanning?
i sit outside in the sun

36) Has someone close to you passed away this year?
yeah

37) Baths or showers?
showers for cleaning or thinking, baths for relaxing

38) Do you take out the trash?
thats a job for the brotha

39) Are you getting engaged any time soon?
if my application to become a mail-order bride goes through yes

40) What's the best part about being single?
not having to fake it. sorry, but its true.

41) Paper or Plastic?
plastic

42) Do you watch "The Hills"?
i have been, on occasion, known to watch the hills, yes. i am not ashamed.

43) Last CD you played?
i have a few live u2 cds in my car so one of those

44) What did you do last Saturday night?
it was my dads last night here for a while so we barbecued and hung out by the pool.

45) What do you order from In and Out Burger?
#1 animal style and an extra large diet coke

46) Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby?
me...helloooo. no seriously i was hands down the cutest baby ive ever seen, and i aim to pick my genetic-contributor of a spouse very carefully to ensure that my baby is just as cute.

47) What is the theme of your bedroom?
at the moment its....diet coke cans.

48) Wearing any bracelets?
not a ce moment la.

49) Last thing someone bought for you?
a diet coke :) i love them for that.

50) What are you going to do now?
i am watching weeds on my computer and jeopardy on tv - i am that good. (ie ridiculous)