excruciatingly bored.

i have 'sweet escape' stuck in my head....damn that gwen stefani for her outrageously catchy hit singles. damn her to hell :) my feet are cold...where are my socks...found 'em!

oh my god the lyrics to this song are RIDICULOUS. i love it...they crack me up. there have actually been a lot of songs out lately where the lyrics are heelarious...like, i HATE to admit this but 'girlfriend' is a riot, and so is 'before he cheats'....like, pop-comedy. go figure.

ummmm dee dum....im so freakin bored. it is 9:36. i turn twenty-three in t-minus twenty-two hours. diet coke plus is kinda good, by the way. i dont know how effective the vitamin and mineral infusion actually is, and the artificial sweetener is, im pretty certain, boring a hole into my brain....but it is an amazing appetite suppressant when mixed with zoloft and im just going to pretend that the diet coke plus is a nutritious boost.

ohhh my grasp on reality is tenuous at best, but i love it. i also rekindled my love affair with bloody mary's last night...another drink that i like to pretend is actually good for me...

see, the vodka kills erm...germs, keeping me from getting sick, ja? and the tomato juice/v-8 is fulllll of nutrients and vegetables, etc, plus it comes with an olive or a peice of celery typically so thats even more vegetables which are antioxidants which slow the aging process and which helps my body stave off cancer. see? how much healthier can my lifestyle be?

haaaaaaaaaaa.

oh lord the boredom will NEVER END. but!! i did acquire a new ringtone....'little wing', because with the exception of my aforementioned current obsession with pop-comedy, i have...oh yes...great taste in music.

of course, of the 6000 songs i have on my computer at the moment...i am actually, legtimately bored with ALL of it. how does this happen? i think i might need to not listen to everything on loop for days on end....eventually its like too much ice cream and the boredom grates on my nerves.

ohhhh bored. so so bored: So baby, times get a little crazy...I've been gettin' a little lazy, waitin' on you to come save me...