1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse?
fuck.
2. Do You Own An Ipod?
i own dos iPods...
3. What Person On Your Top friends Do You Talk To The Most?
erm...my sister and brother by default since i live with them.
4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To?
alarm clocks are for the weak....and...employed.
5. Are you in love?
im pleading the fifth on this one...
6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold?
if i bother to put on shoes at all...comfort somehow became my chief priority. i dont know what happened to me....if i keep going this way, pretty soon im going to look like i come from northern california....and then i will have to kill myself.
7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture?
im a narcissistic attention whore = be in the picture
Where's 8? SEVEN ATE NINE haha
oh my god...seriously?
9. Do any of your friends have kids?
nono...a lot of people i knew in high school have kids though. (ahem...catholic school...ahem)
10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy?
i believe one or two people have, in the past, referred to me thus, yes.
11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
oh only every single fucking night of my life. and im becoming immune to all of them so i think im going to have to get my hands on the date rape drug or a horse tranquilizer or something if i want to get any sleep at all
13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate milk?
im sort of impartial on this one...
14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?
um...not anything anyone intended to not have broadcast to the entire world...ok, maybe not the entire world but i do tell my mom everything. everything. your secrets, my secrets, everything. the woman may have brainwashed me when i was a baby...
15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
its been a while actually...i was still in london i can tell you that much
16. Do you know anyone who lost their dad within the last year?
that question's just a bit heavy for this sort of thing dont you think?
17. Do You Have A Trampoline In Your Back Yard?
sigh...no. its probably for the best - id break my neck.
18. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
yeah, about how paranoid i am.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a kid?
some...lot of ghostbusters and teenage mutant ninja turtles in my famiglia
20. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?
gone with the wind, titanic (default), quiz show, meet me in st. louis......i was the coolest kid in school, it goes without saying.
21. What CD is in your car stereo right now?
ohhh cd's are so passe.....
22. What's your fav. song on that cd?
erm....im kinda in love with this one snow patrol song im listening to at the moment. i am so lame ::hangs head in shame::
23. What is your favorite salad dressing?
blue cheese
24.Who do you like?
ermm.....
25. Does anyone like you?
ermm.....
26. Do You Do Your Own Dishes?
thats what dishwashers are for....right?
27. Who is your bestfriend?
there are a handful of people who have put up with me for a lot of years...vince, kirst, patrick...those are my best friends.
28. Have you told a secret to someone this week?
i dont have secrets...because i have a big mouth. id like to have secrets...it might be fun.
29. What was the secret?
my status as an intelligence operative/assassin for the cia....shit.
30. Do you think you could ever be in love?
been there, done that. next.
31. would you ever marry somebody covered in tattoos?
no , here's why:
1. the tattoos would be a symptom of a much larger problem...specifically the problem of him being a tool.
2. its tough to tell your kids youll disown them if they ever get a tattoo when daddy is covered in them and this is a dialogue i dont care to have.
3. yes its superficial but the tattoos are probably hideous already and, even if they werent, eventually its going to be incrediblyyyyyy unattractive and i know that i vowed to love the guy for better or for worse, but why make the 'worse' that much, well....worse? why set myself up for failure and vow-breaking?
32. What Did You Do Before This?
recovered slowly but steadily from my hangover.
33. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
i dont know....its been a while, which is sad - i like sleeping on the floor. hmm...maybe tonight!
34. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
374,321...conservative estimate
35. Do You Eat Breakfast Daily?
if by eat you mean drink and by breakfast you mean diet coke, then yes. yes i do.
36. Are Your Days Full And Fast Paced?
not these days......maybe some other days will come along and they will be, but not these ones. lets put it this way - my sister has started calling me sloth.
37. What are you doing right now?
this, and crying on the inside about my sisters nickname for me....
38. Do you use sarcasm?
no (haha, get it)
39. Have You Ever Seen a Fight?
not a really good one.....
Where's 40?
i dont know...
41. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
no. i dont like roller coasters or gang members, so its not really my scene.
42. Have you ever seen someone get beaten up?
no...im trying really hard not to say that with disappointment but somehow i am almost disappointed. thats not nice is it? what is wrong with me...am i a sociopath? no....sociopaths would never wonder if they were sociopaths...so then, am i just a really bad person...? wow this survey is making me think....im starting to ask myself the really tough questions now....
43. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
the opposite sex, or other girls who hang out primarily with the opposite sex. boys are dumb, but they are also pragmatic and simple - girls need simplicity sometimes.
44. Do you like mustard?
looooove mustard. order something just to have an excuse to eat mustard.
45. Do You Sleep On Your Side, Stomach, Or Back?
i have no idea....i think on my side....or maybe on my back? but well...it could be on my stomach. who knows...this is what happens when you take sleeping pills - you dont know yourself. its tragic. really.
46. Do You Watch The news?
nah bitch i MAKE the news.....ok, fine...i get rss feeds on my google home page. FINE.
47. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
bar fight.
48. Last person to make u mad?
you for using the letter 'u' instead of spelling out the word....its two more fuckin' letters - would it kill you?
49. Do you think you are someone's first love?
nah bitch i KNOW i was.....ok, actually yes this one i do know. i can claim the 'first love' status in at least three cases.
50. What is the last thing you want to do before the day is over?
drink a milkshake, fly a kite, play with bunnies, feed the homeless, patch up the ozone, and draft a peace treaty for the middle east. but since im running out of time ill settle for petting my cat, and passing out. close enough, right?
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