a little thursday evening survey sardonicism

1. How do you think your last ex deserves to die?
he can be a tool sometimes, but i prefer him on the planet.

2. List three words to describe your mother.
intuitive, supportive, home

3. When and how did you meet your best friend?
when the doctors handed me to my parents i would imagine

4. Would you date someone you "met" on MySpace?
thats a no

5. What do you think of internet dating?
if youre into sex offenders i am sure it is very fruitful

6. If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be and why?
ah christ i dont know...am i the only person on the planet who really doesnt like cartoons? if forced to pick: aurora from sleeping beauty because a) i always thought she was quite lovely when i was little and b) no one calls her lazy for sleeping all day

7. What actor/actress would you go gay/lesbian for and why?
ehh....

8. Have you ever thought you were crazy?
the thought has crossed my mind

9. Have you ever seen a therapist?
yep. at a certain point you just dont have any more original thoughts and neither does anyone around you...so i pay someone to have a new perspective. he's the only one ive ever been to who has been smarter than me.

10. How do you feel about anti-depressants?
they've saved the lives of one or two of you out there, ill tell ya that.

11. When was the last time you saw your dad?
this morning which is nice since he's been out of town for ages

12. Would you rather have loved and lost, or never have loved at all?
i think the point is a little moot at this point

13. What advice would you give to your ex's new love interest?
i'm a tough act to follow

14. What make, model, and color was your first car?
1994 white volvo station wagon with a radiohead sticker on the back windshield. i loved that car - in spite of the many times i crashed it.

15. Did you ever try to do the Humpty dance?
what? whatever that is, i can assure you i have not.

16. Do you even remember the Humpty dance?
allow me to direct you to the response for number 15, directly above this question

17. Have you ever tried to make yourself pass out?
never had the urge

18. Have you ever faked a nose bleed? Did anyone believe you?
actually yes, to get out of class - funny thing about people - they will never ask to see the kleenex to confirm that you are, indeed, bleeding.

19. Did you ever fantasize about being close friends with a celebrity?
who's to say im not?

20. Did you ever believe you had a monster or ghost living in your closet?
no, i was always afraid of more tangible things - like rapists and serial killers. you can reason with a monster or a ghost.

21. Have you ever cross dressed?
this doesnt have the same implications if you are a girl

Have you ever put a bra on your head?
why would i do that? i am neither 14 nor a boy

23. Have you ever played real golf?
no...it would be humiliating and since i know that already there is no reason to prove it

25. Do you have any odd deformities?
my hands are quite small and my pinkies are kinda fucked up. my thumbs too actually.....and my toes are really really small. random.

26. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
i dont think you fully comprehend how small my toes are.

-i deleted number 27....i found it to be irrelevant (because all these other questions are so so relevant, right?)-

28. What is the best meal you know how to cook?
chicken parmigian

29. What is the blanket you sleep with like?
warm, cozy...blanket-like

30. Have you ever streaked?
no....i keep my nudity to myself, really worthwhile boys, and the occasional losing round of strip poker.

31. Have you ever thought about streaking across a football field?
not even once.

32. Have you ever gone to band camp (sleep away)?
nope.

33. If you could do something and know you'd never get caught or punished, what would it be?
dump a bucket of acid on angelina jolie...definitely.

34. Are you missing any body parts that you were born with?
...wisdom teeth. i seem to have kept track of everything else.

35.Have you ever been a bully?
bully like punch people in the face, steal their lunch money? no....i am not above a condescending ascerbic comment or two though. and i have dabbled in emotional tyranny.

36. Have you ever been bullied?
oh yes, junior high girls will do that to ya...but id be cranky too if i were fug.

37. Have you ever called a suicide hotline?
nope.

38. How would you describe your significant other?
an ex-significant other with whom i am inextricably and obnoxiously linked...its like an incredibly long game of ping pong

39. Do your dreams haunt you?
yeah, a few do.....

40. Have you ever had an anxiety attack?
hi...im katie legato...nice to meet you. what's your name?