the triumphant return of the survey slut

1. Where is your mom right now?
out by our pool with my sister...meanwhile im a million miles away, wrapped in a blanket, and bitter. very very bitter.

2. Last time you talked to someone on the phone?
just a moment ago - i called my sister to tell her about meeting kate middleton, woohoo

3. Name five things you did today.
woke up, ascertained my location, ascertained what i did the night before, ascertained that no, in fact, i could not move let alone could i walk, went back to sleep until the hangover chilled out.

5. What kind of phone do you have?
two motorolas of varying models...and erm an spv

8. What are you listening to?
'crash' by dave matthews...its the live version, but its about to be over so my itunes shuffle thingy will supply me with something else very shortly...ohhh the suspense!

9. What do you smell like?
i have a bad feeling that i still smell like booze and cigarette smoke...i would take a shower to get rid of that but i dont think i can stand just yet

10. what color are your eyes?
brown

11. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill?
oh you must know by now that im no fun

13. Do you have a chair in your room?
yep

14. What are you doing tomorrow?
mahiki...but i think im gonna stick to diet coke...ok, why do i lie to myself?

15. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
yes and it scares me...because either they are crazy or life is passing me by - and i dont feel comfortable with either

16.What is your favorite #?
26 and 13

17. Do you know someone named Betsy?
very vaguely, yes.

18. What color is your mom's hair?
oh god thats actually a lot more difficult to answer than youd think....its brownish but very light to the point of being practically blond....i dont know...tess, mikey? what color is mom's hair? by the way i just noticed this is the second question pertaining to details about my mom....obsessed much?

19. Do you have a dog? Breed? Name?
no...i almost adopted one a few months back, but i was informed by my parents that the penalty for doing so would be no less than death so i opted not to.

20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
um yeah pretty much nonstop....let's see - any disney song ever probably, and a lot of oldies, and then there were the mrs. brune gems - go for it, witches brew, and about nine million others. oh and there was that one we learned at easter that went 'every day is resurrection day from now onnnnn!' except several of us thought it was 'every day is erection day, from now onnnnn'...we were like six...

21. Are you married?
nope...sluttin' it up outside of wedlock since 2002

22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
about twenty minutes ago

24. Do you play an instrument?
i took piano for about four and a half seconds and then the LA riots broke out and i quit. ok, so in retrospect the two were probably unrelated but they did occur on the same day. kinda like how i was signed up to take guitar lessons and then i got pneumonia and i cancelled them.

25. Do you like fire?
so long as its not burning up stuff it shouldnt be burning up, then sure - im down with fire.

26. Are you allergic to anything?
codeine, penicillin, perfume, cigarette smoke, and the sound of people eating.

27. Do you have a crush on anyone?
brandon flowers, hugh laurie, leonardo di caprio...no one in real life at the moment - admittedly rare for me, but no less true.

28. Best friend?
my mom, i know i know...altogether now :::awwww....vomit:::


29. Have you ever been to a spa?
yeah but i am a sucky spa person - zero patience, plus i hate scented candles. its a problem.

30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
um random question but yeah i think....maybe? or maybe we did something like three years and a semester of earth science...im not sure.

31. Do you like butterflies?
yep....but moths freak me out. go figure.

32. Do you miss someone right now?
many someones, yes

33. Do you think they miss you too?
yes actually...is it wrong that i am comforted by that shared misery? it is, isnt it? yep.

34. Have you ever seen your school counselor?
itd be a waste of time....ive been smarter than any counselor or shrink or whatever ive ever seen, with one exception.

35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
lord no.

36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
well...um....it ends?

37. What’s your favorite color?
rose rose red

39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
i sat in one with a friend for ten minutes before either of us realized we never pushed the damn button. ok so it wasnt a friend so much as a guy i had a huge crush on in high school...sigh, that was the best elevator ride ever.

40. What does your mom call you?
again with the mom obsession....anyway, katie or kate....or if im sad or in pain in any way she'll say 'ohhhhh bunny' or if ive been out drinking or am hungover in the morning she'll call me lydia - as in lydia lushwell. i think her dad used to call her that when she'd tie one on back in the day.

41.What do your friends call you?
katie...pretty much. vincent calls me klown sometimes and, oftener, kid.

42. What does you hair look like right now?
like a nuclear disaster

43. Has a friend ever used you?
oh im sure....but im sure ive done it too, maybe unconsciously but nevertheless.

44. Are you religious?
im gonna opt for the trite 'im spiritual' response....although i like a lot of the rituals, etc. anyway, im not sure if it matters what i am technically...i dont think technicality and religion go very well together.

45. What have you eaten today?
ugh pizza and pringles....hangover food.

46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
wavy

49. What are you looking forward to?
home: los angeles, californiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia.......'wasn't i lucky to be born in my favorite city?'

50. How are you today?
mostly pretty damn ok, though im totally hungover, and lazy, and tired, and i think actually i might be a bit sick - still have that fever, so going out last night was moronic to say the least....but this bird you cannot chaiiiiiiiiin....ok, when freebird is getting quoted, its time to end the survey.